Supermarket Browsing Pillows

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket Merge

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Plane Yogurt.

'No thanks, just looking.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"