Supermarket Browsing Prints

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Low Hanging Fruit

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Complex Carbs

Plane Yogurt.

'No thanks, just looking.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"