Grocery Cart Navigator Pillows

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Alphabet soup

"You have arrived at your destination."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Easy Course

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

Supermarket Traffic

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"Butcher!"

Time sure flies by.

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

Information pathways

Supermarket traffic lights.

"I'd recognize a fake anywhere."

God at the shopping mall...

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.