Supermarket Navigator Gifts

Time sure flies by.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"I don't need a basket, I came here for one item."

'Has anybody seen Grandad?'

Supermarket Traffic

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Made in China.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Plane Yogurt.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Aisle of Milk & Honey

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Freeways in the Supermarket

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'