Food Shopping Navigator Gifts

"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"He's a fussy eater."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"All I've got left is smoked."

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Fruits and vegetables

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Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.