Food Shopping Navigator Gifts

"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"You have arrived at your destination."

"He's a fussy eater."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

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Fruits and vegetables

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

Genetically modified broccoli jumping into a trolley.