Grocery Navigation Enthusiast Gifts

The other GPS that could benefit humanity.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Woman has man in shopping trolley

The Creature of the Black Legume

Meats

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Supermarket Traffic

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Time sure flies by.

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

Trolley Cage.

Aggressive grocery shopping

"OK, I've led you down the aisle. Can we have sex now?"

Supermarkets

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'