Grocery Navigation Enthusiast Gifts

The other GPS that could benefit humanity.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

The Creature of the Black Legume

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Do me a favor - don

Meats

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Supermarket Traffic

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Time sure flies by.

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"It makes it easier on the customers when I ring up the total!"

Trolley Cage.

"It's like we're living in a banana republic, only without the bananas."

Aggressive grocery shopping

Supermarkets