Carriage Drivers Gifts

Cut Him Down Behind!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sister Cities

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Trucker's tan?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Filling up.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?