Hearse Driver Gifts

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Trucker's tan?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Filling up.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.