Hearse Driver Gifts

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Sister Cities

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Trucker's tan?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.