Ride-hail Driver Gifts

Uber Driver

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Smile

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Jungle Taxi

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Filling up.