Rideshare Driver Gifts

"How much if I pedal?"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

Ride share

Uber alles driver

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

No Car Bar.

"We come in peace . . . and Uber."

"Scuber?"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

Why did you cancel your Uber?

When Car Shares Go Bad