Rideshare Navigator Gifts

Uber and Evolution

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"International trade"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Giddyup."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Cars.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"How much if I pedal?"

Road Construction.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."