Rideshare Driver Pillows

"How much if I pedal?"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Could you run me to the job centre?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

"Giddyup."

"No. I'm not your Uber."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Ride share

Uber alles driver

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

No Car Bar.

"Well, this all checks out, when can you start?"

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Rideshare.

"We come in peace . . . and Uber."

"Scuber?"

Isn't It Exciting?

Who Are the Idiots?

Trump is Creating Thousands of Jobs and I Have Held All of Them

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"