Ride-share Driver Gifts

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Ubear.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"How much if I pedal?"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

No Car Bar.

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Scuber?"

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'