Ride-share Driver T-Shirts

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Theoretically

No, I'm not here to bring you the benefits of a galactic civilization --- I'm with Uber.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Ubear.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Giddyup."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.