Devil-may-care Driver Gifts

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Whatever!

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

"You had me at hell."