Devil-may-care Humorist Gifts

'This is the first Stag and Doe party I've ever been to...'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Meowlzebub

Whatever!

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Bald man polishing head

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

All Hell Breaks lose.

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

"Go on, clear off you ruddy pervert and don't come back."

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

BREAK TIME!

"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."

Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry,you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell'

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

Sinnerplex.

Prison Visit.

Chairlift to hell.

Jeremy Westbrook. The neighbor from Hell.

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

"The bastards!"

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'