Devil-may-care Humor Lovers Gifts

Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

"Any references?"

Going Down?

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

Whatever!

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

All Hell Breaks lose.

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"It's talk like a pirate day."

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

Soul Music

'These days, nearly ninety percent of our business is hell on earth.'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

BREAK TIME!

doughnuts

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

'Will this go on my permanent record?'

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry,you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell'

Monster in Bath