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Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

"Any references?"

Going Down?

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

Whatever!

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

All Hell Breaks lose.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

"It's talk like a pirate day."

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

"I like that! What are you listening to?"

'These days, nearly ninety percent of our business is hell on earth.'

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Soul Music

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

BREAK TIME!

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

doughnuts

'Will this go on my permanent record?'

Chairlift to hell.

Monster in Bath