Devil-may-care Personality Gifts

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

Whatever!

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"You had me at hell."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)