Devil-may-care Personality Mugs

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Whatever!

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"You had me at hell."

This is where Brent council sends you

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."