Devil-may-care Humorist Pillows

'This is the first Stag and Doe party I've ever been to...'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Meowlzebub

Whatever!

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Bald man polishing head

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

All Hell Breaks lose.

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

"Go on, clear off you ruddy pervert and don't come back."

BREAK TIME!

Chairlift to hell.

Prison Visit.

"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."

Sinnerplex.

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Jeremy Westbrook. The neighbor from Hell.

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry,you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell'

Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

"The bastards!"

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

Running with the Devil.