Devil-may-care Driver Pillows

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Route 666

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whatever!

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"You had me at hell."

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

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