Devilish Driver Pillows

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cats on Board.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Satan

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Safety - Driving.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Marathon in Hell.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

The Off-Roading Commuter

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'