Devilish Driver T-Shirts

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Satan

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Safety - Driving.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Marathon in Hell.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

The Off-Roading Commuter

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

The Devil.