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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Say speed

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Play Rush Hour

SCUBER

Ducks crossing.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Driving home for Christmas.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

I brake for elves.

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Navy games.

A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Motorbike

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

Don't hassle me, I'm retired.

No, I'm' pretty sure the bullet holes were there when I picked it up. Car rental.

Bug on the windshield.

Caution- Watch Out For Drool.

Running man

"I like to look my best if someone is taking pictures"