Fun-loving Driver T-Shirts

I brake for elves.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Skipping Horse

"I need to tinkle."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Say speed

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Get ready ... Get set ...

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Basketball Players Working Together

Ducks crossing.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Driving home for Christmas.

"Tag, you're it!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"You're getting better."

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I've been glamped!'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?