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A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Birthday Racing Car

Smile

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"On your marks..."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Grim reaper ambulance

Pamplona 500

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Slipstream

Extreme sports injuries ward.

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

Big bumpers.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"