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I don't brake for lawyers

"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Exit Next Left

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."