Playful Passenger T-Shirts

'Excuse me - you haven't fastened your safety belt right!'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Where the wild things were."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Best Pals

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Father and Son quality time

Play Rush Hour

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Wordplay: Trampoline.

'This is totally bananas!'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'