Playful Passenger Prints

'Excuse me - you haven't fastened your safety belt right!'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Where the wild things were."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Get ready ... Get set ...

An old lady Kitesurfing

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Call it Tough Love.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Best Pals

Candles In Bed

Play Rush Hour

Father and Son quality time

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Wordplay: Trampoline.