Playful Privateer Prints

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Easter Island legs

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Click it or ticket.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pet Pony

"How many letters can you read?"

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Call it Tough Love.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Good book?'

Landlubbers ONLY!

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Have a very piratical Birthday

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Puppy and Kitten.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Pirate Artist

Fido phones