Reckless Driver Enthusiast Pillows

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Cats on Board.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Road Construction Blues.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

The Off-Roading Commuter

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

Getting the Finger

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'It's a hybrid.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"Your parking is improving."

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

Hunting man hits his host

No, I'm' pretty sure the bullet holes were there when I picked it up. Car rental.

Don't hassle me, I'm retired.