Rogue Driver Pillows

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

Cats on Board.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

SCUBER

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Safety - Driving.

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Best Stunt Driver

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

The Off-Roading Commuter

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'What the . . . I'm only insured for cardboard boxes!'

Rally Judges

Stunt driver runs out of gas.

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'