Buggy Driver Pillows

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Gas eyedropper.

SCUBER

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Another short-cut, dear?'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Height barrier accident.

Parking

"My last dog always too a right there."

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

The Off-Roading Commuter

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'