Curious Driver Pillows

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Cats on Board.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Then what happened?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Idle parts

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Abacus.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sex Section in the Library

The Farmer Sutra.

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Mouse in an art museum maze.

The Curious George pop-down book

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Stonehenge Books

Marco Polo

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Invisible Man Kit

Drink Me.