Curious Driver Mugs

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Cats on Board.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Then what happened?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Idle parts

Plasma Ball

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Abacus.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sex Section in the Library

The Farmer Sutra.

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

The Curious George pop-down book

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Marco Polo

Stonehenge Books

Invisible Man Kit

Monkey Handshake

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'