Quirky Drivers Mugs

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Cats on Board.

Parts of an automobile

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

SCUBER

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"It runs on helium."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

The Off-Roading Commuter

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

"I brake for all Police Cars."

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

And this is the economy model.

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"