Quirky Drivers Pillows

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Cats on Board.

Parts of an automobile

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

SCUBER

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"It runs on helium."

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

The Off-Roading Commuter

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Hog Wash.

And this is the economy model.

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"To all the owners of cars in our parking lot: your left blinker is on."