Budding Driver Pillows

'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'

'First things first, son. 'Clunk-click, every trip.'' 'Oh, yes! Stereo on, insert disc.'

'Remember telling our Jenny she should start bringing something into the home?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

I need to set upmy own company.

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

A child busking

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Orchestra

Lemonade Survey

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."