Rogue Driver Gifts

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

Cats on Board.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

SCUBER

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Safety - Driving.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

Best Stunt Driver

The Off-Roading Commuter

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

Stunt driver runs out of gas.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'What the . . . I'm only insured for cardboard boxes!'

Rally Judges

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"