Law-defying Driver Gifts

"Why are you stopping me? Those two cars I overtook back there were doing way over the limit!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

Antisocial Behaviour

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

No Smoking Building.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here.'

''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

'Bob couldn't stand rhetorical questions. This was clearly a case of police brutality.'

'No emergency, Officer. The top number on my speedometer is 150 mph and I wanted to try it.'

'Of course I'm drunk! You'd be crazy to drive here without being drunk!'

'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'

"I can't believe I got a ticket from Officer Gonzalez! I mean, Bermudez...Gonzalez...we're practically brothers!"