Lawful Motorist Gifts

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

All-way stops.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Eye crossing.

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

Lawyer Xing

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Digital Signalling System

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"Why can't I park here ?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

Half Full/Half Empty

'If you can read this you're too close.'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."