Motorist Gifts

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Nice Taco Hologram

Digital Signalling System

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Don't phone and drive!

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Eye crossing.

Grim Reaper in van. Sign says: 'How's my scything?'

Directions, "Aye, it's down the road, first left after the squashed hedgehog"

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

"Why can't I park here ?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Water Cannon

Gas station attendant pissing into petrol pump while it's fueling car

Say speed!

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

Honk if you love geese.

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

ET Mishap

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Cycling with a harp case

'So much for your new Satnav!'