Motorcycle Rider Gifts

'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

ET Mishap

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Cycling with a harp case

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

French Early Bird

Bradley Wiggins

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower