Motorcyclist Gifts

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"I hear your fix choppers."

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

White Helmets 2

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

Sorry you're leaving!

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'But officer, I wasn't talking on a cell phone.'

Biker and Granny talk tattoos

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

Teasing Hell's Angels

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Road Buddies

Uneasy Rider

Man mistakes speed gun for an actual gun

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'You got it wrong. I don't call my bike a pig, I call it a hog...I call my woman a pig.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Whale transportation!

Biker's Tan

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid -- just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'