Motorbike Rider Gifts

'The department finally found a phone service that actually works in the dead zones in the county.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

ET Mishap

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Food deliverer's baby.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Chris Froome

"On your left."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'