Motorcycle Racer Gifts

Jump Stop

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A smiling cyclist

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Tractor Racing

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Road Buddies

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Man on motorbike.