Motorcycle Racer Mugs

Jump Stop

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A smiling cyclist

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Tractor Racing

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Road Buddies

Bradley Wiggins

Uneasy Rider

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'