Motorbike Rider Mugs

'The department finally found a phone service that actually works in the dead zones in the county.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

ET Mishap

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"On your left."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'