Road Racer Mugs

The Fourteen Yard Dash

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

A smiling cyclist

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Tractor Racing

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Chris Froome

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

"On your mark! Get set!"